It’s Monday.

I’m just looking for some solidarity here.

Please raise your hand if you…

1. Color in the bubble part of letters when you’re bored or antsy
2. Set more than one alarm for work in the morning
3. Just don’t get the “dilly dilly” commercials
4. Guess how many previews are going to play before a movie
5. Can’t keep a houseplant alive
6. Audibly gasp when you find groceries unexpectedly on sale
7. Try every flavor of Oreo
8. Always return the shopping cart
9. Treat/talk to your car like it’s a person
10. Wait until after Thanksgiving to listen to Christmas music
11. Feel calmer when things are clean
12. Prefer chocolate milk over coffee
13. Can’t resist a movie on sale for less than $5
14. Have waited so long to do laundry that you had to wear a bathing suit under your clothes
15. Have playlists that coincide with your current mood
16. Sing in your car like you’re in a musical
17. Hate salad
18. Talk about athletes on your favorite sports teams like they’re your actual friends
19. Are constantly Googling things just because you’re curious
20. Always read the directions of a board game in full
21. Also have a tendency to make up your own rules that might make the game more fun
22. Add random vegetables to your pasta to try and make it healthy
23. Sniff your hands after you wash them to see if the soap smells good
24. Will take any opportunity to craft
25. Suck at painting your nails
26. Avoid going to Target because you have no self control
27. Have a compulsive need to touch everything that looks soft
28. Have had an argument with Siri
29. Are worried Siri is constantly listening to you
30. Would like Siri to know you love and appreciate her and to please not turn against you when the robots win
31. Have your own unique vocabulary to describe things
32. Take coloring seriously
33. Take coloring so seriously that some coloring books in your house are off limits to guests
34. Can turn almost anything into a quesadilla
35. Still make paper-chains
36. Hate sneezing in an empty house because you’re scared someone might say bless you
37. Cut the crusts off your sandwiches
38. Like seeing movies alone
39. Lay on top of your laundry when it comes out of the dryer
40. Think all DVD’s should come with a blooper reel

Anyone?