One of my favorite List-cember traditions is going through the ornaments on my family’s Christmas tree and giving them superlatives. This year we were on top of our decorating game and had our tree up two days after Thanksgiving, giving us ample time to appreciate our extensive collection of ornaments, and giving me ample time to reward them just for being them.
Thus, here is the third installment of Ornament Superlatives, enjoy!
(Also, in case you missed it, you can check out the first installment here and the second installment here.)
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Most Likely to Give You PETDMD
(Post Emotionally Traumatic Disney Movie Disorder)
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Most Likely to Have Seen Better Days
(And Make You Wonder if Whoever was Given the Skinny Stocking Felt a Little Unloved)
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Most Likely to Make You Start (Punny) Caroling
(And Grab a Seasonal Drink from the Fridge)
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Most Likely to Make Dodger Fans Relive Their World Series Sadness
(for the second year in a row)
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Most Likely to Inspire Your Crafting Spirit…and then Awaken Your Perfectionist Mindset…and then Make You Lay in a Pile of Your Own Untalented Despair
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Most Accurate Representation of a Third Child’s First Christmas
Note: please refer to the ornament celebrating my first Christmas in the 2016 Ornament Superlatives
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Most Likely to Have Been Upcycled into an Ornament Just Because it’s Pretty
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Most Likely to Ignite the Argument: Ginger Angel Sitting in Front of a Fireplace OR French Fairy Hovering in Front of a Fireplace?
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Most Likely to Make You Want to Buy A Roll of Sugar Cookie Dough
(or Most Likely to Convince Overly Egg-Nogged Family Members it is a sugar cookie)
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Most Likely to Have Written an Article for Cosmopolitan on How to Improve Your #LashGame
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Most Likely to Start a Light-Hearted but Extremely Passive Aggressive Argument between College Football Fans
Kimberlee K. 
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