It’s that time again, my friends.
Time to search the corners of the internet for the strangest slang terms in circulation and then see if my friends and family have any idea what they mean. As always (in my opinion) the guesses were better than the actual answers, and we even decided to completely redefine one of the terms—at least in the confines of our family.
Here were the results:
1) Speaking cursive
Urban Dictionary Definition: speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish; usually performed when intoxicated.
Dad’s Guess: Being very elegant and precise when you talk. Because cursive is impossible for me.
Natalee: You have the most “print” style writing ever.
Mom’s Guess: Quoting someone else.
Natalee’s Guess: Talking fancy? Like, “Now you’re speaking cursive.”
Urban Dictionary Definition: someone who does something nice for the person they have feelings for in the hopes that it will make that person want to date them.
Natalee’s Guess: I put “so important.” As in the “s” from so and the “imp” from important, and you would say, “that’s a simp thing to remember.”
Mom’s Guess: Simple. “That’s so simp, I could do that in a minute.”
Natalee: That’s where my head went first too, but then I thought, “That’s too simple.”
Mom: Too simp?
Natalee: Exactly! That’s so simp!
Dad’s Guess: I did the same as mom. I said easy, as in, “I could do that for you, it would be totally simp.”
3) Big yikes
Urban Dictionary Definition: a situation that has evolved from a “yikes” to a more severe type cringy, uncomfortable, embarrassing or otherwise unfortunate moment.
Mom’s Guess: Holy moly! Big yikes! Something bad.
Natalee’s Guess: Oh no. Wowza. That’s a bummer. Big yikes.
Dad’s Guess: Super scary but in a stupid sense. Like if my parents almost caught me with alcohol when I was younger, big yikes.
Urban Dictionary Definition: used to describe the phase before two people start dating
Dad’s Guess: When you decide you’re down with being a third wheel on a date, you’re just wheeling.
Natalee: Hey guys, I’m wheeling tonight.
Everyone: OOHH I like that!
Natalee’s Guess: Following someone or going after them in a pining or obsessive way. Like, “I’m wheeling for you.”
Mom’s Guess: “I’m taking off, I’m wheeling to the beach.”
Me: *gives real definition*
Natalee: I like dad’s way best.
Me: I agree, do all parties agree that this is our new definition?
Natalee: Motion carries.
Me: *bangs imaginary gavel*
Urban Dictionary Definition: when you finish a sentence and you know you were damn right, another way of saying, “and that’s final.”
Natalee’s Guess: End of story.
Mom’s Guess: Over it. Periodt. Done.
Dad’s Guess: Mine’s horrible. I thought it was something a guy would say to his friend about how he was on his own tonight because his gal is on her cycle. Like “period time.”
Urban Dictionary Definition: to ignore, avoid or sidestep someone’s obvious expression of interest through flirting or any means of advance.
Natalee’s Guess: An unexpected turn. That took a curve.
Dad’s Guess: When someone’s telling you to change the subject fast. Like if I was talking to Troy (my brother) and he saw mom coming and thought I should change the topic he would say, “curve.”
Mom’s Guess: Twisted. She cray cray. She is curved.
7) I’m dead
Urban Dictionary Definition: you died of laughter; something was so funny that you laughed so hard you died.
Mom’s Guess: That’s when I’m in trouble with my mom. Big trouble.
Natalee’s Guess: When you are so over or cringed out by a conversation that you are dead.
Dad’s Guess: Anytime that something affects you so much that you can’t take it anymore.
Urban Dictionary Definition: Joy of Missing Out; when you cherish moments of aloneness.
Natalee’s Guess: It’s the opposite of mojo. When you’ve lost your mojo, that’s when you’re jomo. “I feel really jomo right now I need my mojo.”
Mom’s Guess: I don’t know, something with motion? Like, join the motion.
Dad’s Guess: Well that’s funny, because mine was join the movement.
Mom: Come on, jomo with me!
Dad: We’re going to the park today, come on jomo!
9) A Karen
Urban Dictionary Definition: the kind of person who is unhappy when little things don’t go their way; the “can I speak to your manager?” kind of gal.
Mom’s Guess: Is it the opposite of bye Felicia? Instead of I’m over you, bye Felicia, it’s *smirk* hellooo Karen.
Natalee’s Guess: She’s like that voice command in your car that always goes, “please fasten your seatbelt.” She’s such a Karen. Like, she’s such a bitch.
Dad’s Guess: It’s the boomer version of a female. When a younger person feels that they are out of touch with reality or too set in their ways. “Don’t be such a Karen.”
Urban Dictionary Definition: being famous and having influence.
Mom’s Guess: If you have clout you are respected.
Natalee’s Guess: Yeah, you carry weight around here. You’re important.
Dad’s Guess: Reputation that elevates your status.
You can find the previous version of this post here.