My Life
Does the vague name make it sound more edgy?
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A Lactose Free Poem for Your Birthday.
Today is my sister’s birthday And as a result, the poems be flowin’. This one is for you Shortstack. . Natalee my Natalee, I hope you like this rhyme from me You’re used to them by now I’d think So enjoy this one and down a drink Not too many though because I don’t like… Continue reading
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Driver’s Ed (featuring Hot Dogs)
My brother is turning 17 this year (cue the forehead sweat and the urge to cry.) He has also just started Driver’s Ed. (Cue the nausea and urge to say YIKES) When he turned 15, he proudly announced he was 6 months away from being eligible to get his Learner’s Permit. “5 months.” “4 months.”… Continue reading
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My Tattoo
As some of you may know, I hiked Mt. Whitney this past August with a group of my family and friends. It was easily one of the most gratifying and inspiring experiences I’ve ever had. I honestly did not believe it was anything I could ever do. My dad had run the idea by my… Continue reading
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The Day With the Quesadilla
Last Saturday I ate a quesadilla in bed. The trek to the kitchen to microwave it had been hard enough; I couldn’t imagine sitting upright at the table to consume it. So I sludged back to the dark hole that was my bedroom, slipped under the covers and dove into the melted cheese. I didn’t… Continue reading
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Human Soup
California is in a drought, and as of 5 o’clock tonight, so is my water heater. After arriving home late last night, the decision to put my body in a shower or a bed was quite simple. So, I lay my head on my striped pillow, and dreamt about winning the Daytona 500. Today, amongst… Continue reading
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Who They Say I Am
Tomorrow marks the first day of October. It’s a new month, a new season, the perfect time for a fresh start. That being said, I thought it was the perfect time to reintroduce myself to, well, myself. Get a little “Hello my name is _____” sticker action. To do so I thought I would consult… Continue reading
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Ode to the Suck.
This is a poem about things I don’t like. It’s not about love or a trail you can hike. I’m diving in deep to the stuff that just sucks. Like spiders and 2 ton death wielding semi-trucks. I don’t know why I decided to rhyme Maybe I thought it’d add whimsy, turn a nickel to… Continue reading
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