Tomorrow marks the first day of October.
It’s a new month, a new season, the perfect time for a fresh start.
That being said, I thought it was the perfect time to reintroduce myself to, well, myself.
Get a little “Hello my name is _____” sticker action.
To do so I thought I would consult today’s best gage of personal identity: Buzzfeed Quizzes and this is what I came up with.
Hello my name is Kim but you can call me Archibald
As in my Gossip Girl spirit animal, Nate
I’m kind, caring, and trustworthy, and going places don’t you worry
Not to mention I’m a total freaking babe.
I’m also known for my swearing, they actually call me the king
Just ask my beloved sitcom soul mate, the illustrious Chandler Bing
Humor, nubbins and awkwardness are sure to fill our days together
I’ll pursue a career in ballet and he’ll forecast the weather
We’ll meet long after my love affair with Gambit of the X-Men
Who will have swept me off my feet then left me crying in the street
Longing for his fuchsia chest plate romancin’
Now that accent you detect isn’t quite what you’d expect
Not the Californian one you thought you’d heard
They say my speech is up to par
With those long drunk in a New England Bar
Chanting “SOX” and trading H’s for my R’s
Like I said my name is Kim but you can call me Gellar
As in Ross, the Friends character I most embody
I have a big heart, bigger brain, and sometimes appear insane
When I perform the big routine at your New Year’s Party
You’ll want me around though, remember me
When the world is overrun by zombies
I’m fearless and fierce, have been called a grammar whiz
And am as adorable as a pack of baby donkeys.
True love, for me, is right around the corner, his type a famous movie star
Though they say I attract musicians, my spirit leaving their chorus wishin’
My Olsen trivia knowledge taking them places deep, wide, shallow, close and far.
And though I have a few minor faults
I’m an adequate adult
Since my secret middle name is Amadeus
I’m more of a cat than a dog
Am 50% apple snob
And will one day contract telekinesis.
Nice to meet you.