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Why My Roommate Should be the Next Host of Jeopardy
Greetings people of the Internet, I’m here to discuss something incredibly important. It has recently been brought to my attention that Alex Trebek is on his (be it, long and slow) way out from the Jeopardy hosting position. Word on the street is that he will abdicate his all knowing thrown in the year 2020.… Continue reading
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Thoughts I Had While Watching Star Wars for the First Time: Episode VI
In the final installment of Part 1 (because if all goes according to plan I’ll be watching the rest of the films very soon, which should provoke a Part 2) of this series, I have A LOT of feelings. More than I was ready for. In fact, I hold everyone reading this who has seen… Continue reading
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Thoughts I Had While Watching Star Wars for the First Time: Episode V
As stated in yesterday’s blog post, I recently watched the first three Star Wars movies, both to accomplish one of the goals I set for myself this year, and to, you know, catch up with the world. Going into Episode V, I felt a little less like a rookie. I knew (most of) the characters… Continue reading
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Thoughts I Had While Watching Star Wars For the First Time: Episode IV
As some of you may know, one of my goals this year is to watch all of the Star Wars films for the first time. Yes. The first time. *pauses for impending judgment* Recently I finished the original three films (i.e. Episodes 4, 5 & 6) and was pleasantly surprised by how good they were… Continue reading
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Calling All Humans, I Want Your Garbage
Calling all humans, I want your garbage. No, not your actual garbage. Not your literal, tangible, probably rank garbage. I’m talking about your figurative garbage. More specifically: your morning garbage. (How many times do I have to say garbage before it becomes a drinking game?) We’ve all had bad mornings. The nuclear, should have stayed… Continue reading
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Spring Break Road Trip (Day 6: Bend to Park City)
It was another early morning to start another long day of driving, and with the events of Saturday still looming in the far back corner of our minds, we figured it was only logical to start our day with Starbucks. Unlike Friday’s departure from Vegas, the drive out of Bend didn’t involve buildings shrinking out… Continue reading
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An Ode to My Tax Refund
It’s that time of year Not the time with Christmas cheer No, the time we usually all dread and fear But one silver lining One diamond worth mining Is the check in your mailbox you just might be finding . It’ll say, “hi, how are you you?” And you’ll say, “better now” It’ll say, “how… Continue reading
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The Kimberlee K. Dictionary
If you’ve ever read through any of my blog, you might notice that I tend to make up words…a lot. I’m also big on phabbreviwords. You know, abbreviations of phrases that are turned into words? Phabbreviwords. No? Right, well, now you see what I’m talking about. One time I used one of the phrabbreviwords in… Continue reading
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