Kimberlee K.

If you’ve ever read through any of my blog, you might notice that I tend to make up words…a lot.

I’m also big on phabbreviwords.

You know, abbreviations of phrases that are turned into words?

Phabbreviwords.

No?

Right, well, now you see what I’m talking about.

One time I used one of the phrabbreviwords in a real conversation, assuming the person in question would know it, only to be met with a furrowed brow and the need for extensive clarification. I mean, I get it. It’s the same way I feel when I hear teens use modern slang. I’m constantly on edge that I’m being insulted without my knowledge.

So, at the risk of getting sued by Urban Dictionary (even though none of these words are in there…yet) I’m going to provide you with a guide for what on earth I’m talking about. Because chances are, I’ve already adopted most of these words into my vocabulary and will probably use them more often than I should, and I don’t want anyone having to Google translate my blog posts or Google search “signs of insanity” in response to my gibberish.

Also, seeing as I have no plans to stop making up words, this dictionary will be an ongoing thing, the record of which you can find here. Enjoy!

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BIFC (biff-see) Door n.– Because I F*cking Can Door, a figurative barrier to success which, when motivated properly, we can kick down Kool-Aid Man style (used here)

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BoBaMeg (bo-bah-meg) n. – a Boob & Back Megaphone, or someone who advertises a company or point of view with a graphic t-shirt (used here)

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Carbrrrhater (car-brrr-hater) n. – an owner of a car who grows angry when it takes too long to warm up in the winter months (used here)

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Cinnamon Stick with the Windows Down Content adj. – a simple, yet unmatched genre of happiness (used here)

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DICHILY (ditch-illy) Smile n. – A Damnit I Can’t Help It I Love You Smile (used here)

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Exslursize (ex-slur-size) v. – to exercise while drunk (used here)

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Good Day to be a Duck n. – a theory of positivity that suggests your bad day could be someone else’s great day. (used here)

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HBINM (hib-i-nim) n. – Human Being I’ve Never Met (used here, referring to Anna Kendrick, one of my all time favorite HBINM’s)

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Hug-shaking v.– the result of indecisiveness regarding whether two people should share a handshake or a hug upon meeting. (used here)

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List-Cember (list-sem-brr) n. – an annual event in which every blog post published in the month of December contains a list (used here)

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Metaphorical Mozzarella n. – the type of cheese you can’t eat, only feel (used here)

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Palm treeson (palm tree-son) n., v. – 1) committing a crime against nature, 2) the act of slapping someone who deserves it. (used here)

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Phabbreviword (fa-brev-ee-words) n. – abbreviations of phrases that are turned into words. (but you knew that already…)

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#ShoutYourStrong n. – a social media movement I started to encourage both myself and those around me to celebrate our accomplishments, no matter how big or small, in both the physical and mental fields. (used here)

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Shoxigen (shawks-i-jen) n. – the type of air you inhale when surprised (used here)

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Smilacry (sm-eye-la-cry) v. – the act of smiling, laughing and crying at the same time (used here)

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TUFBW (tuff-boo) n. – The Ultimate Fit Bit Week (used here)

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WRLA (wool-rah) n. – World’s Largest Roadside Attraction (used here)