I don’t have any kids yet. (Thank goodness.)
I love them, and want them someday, but right now I survive primarily off of pasta and granola bars and I recently lost my favorite pair of pants inside my dresser drawer, so it’s safe to I need some time to, you know, grow.
When the time comes, you can pretty much guarantee I will be one of those people constantly posting about every single thing my kids say and do, because to me it will be HILARIOUS and life changing, where in reality it will just be burping into a spoon. Until that time however, I’ve decided to take note of the hilarious things that other peoples’ kids have said to me. I’ve also thrown in a few of my favorites from when my brother was little, enjoy!
Kid: “When I bump my head, my brain gets hypnotized.”
Kid: At my house, I saw a rainbow with only 2 colors
Me: Well that doesn’t seem right, how many colors should a rainbow have?
Kid: 400 or 10 or 9
Kid: They’re making a new Star Wars movie!
Me: Cool! When will it be out?
Kid: In about 13 minutes
Kid: The new me is going to be a Ghostbuster
Me: When is the new you arriving?
Kid: 13 days
Kid: On Saturdays when I grow up, I’m going to be a dentist
Me: Only on Saturdays?
Kid: Yeah cuz on Sundays I’m going to be a scientist, and I’m going to work with you Monday through Friday
Kid: Hey can we shoot this pomegranate with a bb gun?
Me: No, I don’t think so.
Kid: hmmm, okay, I think I’ll just throw it across the yard then.
Me: Hey look, this cheeto looks like the letter “F”
Kid: Yeah! *pulls another cheeto out of bag* hey look, this cheeto looks like my grandpa wearing a hat!
Kid: “Did you know that when people die they can still fart for a few hours?”
Kid: Hmmm, that’s funny, this gutter smells like chicken.
Sometimes I wish my brain still worked like theirs. Though, honestly, sometimes it still does.
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