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Thoughts I Had While Watching Star Wars for the First Time: Episode V
As stated in yesterday’s blog post, I recently watched the first three Star Wars movies, both to accomplish one of the goals I set for myself this year, and to, you know, catch up with the world. Going into Episode V, I felt a little less like a rookie. I knew (most of) the characters Continue reading
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Calling All Humans, I Want Your Garbage
Calling all humans, I want your garbage. No, not your actual garbage. Not your literal, tangible, probably rank garbage. I’m talking about your figurative garbage. More specifically: your morning garbage. (How many times do I have to say garbage before it becomes a drinking game?) We’ve all had bad mornings. The nuclear, should have stayed Continue reading
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Dear High School Students,
Hi, it’s me, an adult—or so they tell me. I’m 10 years removed from where you are right now. When I look at you I feel like we’re a million miles apart and yet, at the same time, we’re also five minutes away. When I look at you I can see me and where I Continue reading
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Spring Break Road Trip (Day 6: Bend to Park City)
It was another early morning to start another long day of driving, and with the events of Saturday still looming in the far back corner of our minds, we figured it was only logical to start our day with Starbucks. Unlike Friday’s departure from Vegas, the drive out of Bend didn’t involve buildings shrinking out Continue reading
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My Journey (So Far) to Winning the Heisman
One of the goals I set for myself in 2017 is to run 1000 miles, and this past Sunday, I hit the 200-mile mark! Woo! You still have 800 to go, you know. Hey. Enough of that, negative brain. I’ve run 200 miles! HELL YEAH SHE HAS. Thank you, positive brain. This is an exciting Continue reading
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International Ask A Question Day
Have you ever been walking around, minding your own business, and had someone come up to you and say, “Happy National Penguin Awareness Day!” (or something along those lines) and thought to yourself, when the hell did penguin awareness day become a thing? I mean, I think we all have. These days it seems like Continue reading
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An Ode to My Tax Refund
It’s that time of year Not the time with Christmas cheer No, the time we usually all dread and fear But one silver lining One diamond worth mining Is the check in your mailbox you just might be finding . It’ll say, “hi, how are you you?” And you’ll say, “better now” It’ll say, “how Continue reading
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The Kimberlee K. Dictionary
If you’ve ever read through any of my blog, you might notice that I tend to make up words…a lot. I’m also big on phabbreviwords. You know, abbreviations of phrases that are turned into words? Phabbreviwords. No? Right, well, now you see what I’m talking about. One time I used one of the phrabbreviwords in Continue reading
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If I Were On the Bachelor
Like most contestants, I’d go into the process optimistic, naïve and dangerously in debt from all of the evening gowns I purchased to drink wine and cry in. On the first night, I’d get out of the limo without any shenanigans. I’d decide it was silly for me to wear a Ghostbusters costume or fly Continue reading
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How to Feel Gorgeous
One of my favorite albums of 2016 was X Ambassadors’ VHS 2.0. I had been a fan of “Renegades” when it was released as a single in 2015, but didn’t hear the full album until its re-release in June the following year. My favorite song off the record is “Gorgeous.” Not only because it is impossible Continue reading
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