humor blog
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Train of Thought Gone Missing
I’ve never understood where ideas go. The whole “I lost my train of thought,” thing kills me. Why is it a train? And is it or is it not the train that took Harry Potter to Hogwarts? Why is it that when I get off the couch and walk 5 feet to the computer, I Continue reading
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Search the Vehicle.
Yesterday I spent 15 minutes watching a car chase on TV. The man driving the car was suspected to be armed and in possession of narcotics, and was holding off the police in a grey Scion with only 3 tires. Spoiler alert: They caught him. But we never found out what was in his car, Continue reading
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Driver’s Ed (featuring Hot Dogs)
My brother is turning 17 this year (cue the forehead sweat and the urge to cry.) He has also just started Driver’s Ed. (Cue the nausea and urge to say YIKES) When he turned 15, he proudly announced he was 6 months away from being eligible to get his Learner’s Permit. “5 months.” “4 months.” Continue reading
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17 New Years Resolutions You Should Not Make
We’re all making New Year’s Resolutions. All of us. So don’t try to deny it. Everyone does it in their own way, whether it’s a quick set of mental checkpoints, or an extravagant list that’s typed, laminated and framed on the wall. We all take at least a split second to think about the year Continue reading
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Thanksgiving: What I’m Thankful I Don’t Have.
So in case you haven’t heard, Thanksgiving is tomorrow. TOMORROW. Yes folks, the time has finally come to swim in the buttery mashed potato waterfalls. To pile one half of your plate solely with rolls, just because you can. To look at the desserts and tell yourself no, and then grab a fork for each Continue reading
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The Job Search
I’ve been participating in a well-known tradition known as “the job search” these days. Websites upon websites welcome you with their “51 open career opportunities!!” and their bright blue “APPLY NOW” buttons. You send out your resume, you type up your cover letters, and then you wait. You wait, and wait, and wait to no Continue reading
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In the World of Driving
I drive a lot. As in most of my work day is spent behind the wheel of my adorable Saturn Ion, dancing to my iPod and judging the way other people drive. It’s very peaceful, very mind clearing, and at times, very curse word inducing. If I were to describe my driving attitude, I would Continue reading
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