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Some Suggestions for Netflix
You know that weird thing we all do? The thing where we sit down to watch a movie on Netflix and then spend 45 minutes scrolling and sighing and shaking our heads. “No.” “I’m not in the mood.” “Maybe next time.” Then we look through the list of movies we’ve previously saved with the intention Continue reading
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Why My Roommate Should be the Next Host of Jeopardy
Greetings people of the Internet, I’m here to discuss something incredibly important. It has recently been brought to my attention that Alex Trebek is on his (be it, long and slow) way out from the Jeopardy hosting position. Word on the street is that he will abdicate his all knowing thrown in the year 2020. Continue reading
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A Small Collection of Small Thoughts
Sometimes when I’m going about my day I come up with questions and ideas that wouldn’t necessarily work as full blown blog posts but still have a way of distracting me for the better part of the day. They all start with a “what if” or a “you know what, I’ve never thought of that” Continue reading
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TBTS (Throwback Thursday Stories): The 40 Penises of Freshman Year
Today we are throwing it back in a few different ways to a few different places. Throwback Thursday Stories is a segment I used to do on my blog which, as the name suggests, included a “throwback” story that I posted on Thursdays. (We like to keep it literal over here.) On top of that, Continue reading
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10 Things I Do Incorrectly
Ever since the day we were born, we’ve been taught to do things a certain way—or at least the way our family (and those around us) deem acceptable. Then, as we make our way out into the world and see other people doing things in completely different ways, we have one of two reactions: We Continue reading
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This Blog was Written by My Dog
Hello. Yes, yes I am cute. And I’m hungry. I’m always hungry and cute. Always. Sometimes I feel like people judge me for it, but I can’t help it. I woke up in a great mood this morning. Going to bed at a decent hour probably had something to do with that. My family likes Continue reading
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To the People Who Get My Organs
I’m an organ donor. I’ve got the sticker on my license and everything. And when I die—which hopefully will be in a timely manner, but you never know—I hope my body can piñata it’s way into the hands of people who need it more than I will. To those people, whether you’re reading this on Continue reading
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Learning Internet Slang
Recently I’ve noticed that the Internet is chock-full of…well, gibberish. It seems like I’m constantly having to Google new words so I can try and understand what the hell people are talking about. I still never end up using them, but at least I feel like I have some context clues. This got me thinking. Continue reading
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My Google Search History (Part 2)
Hello and welcome back to another episode of why does Kim never close any Internet windows? In this post a little while back, I talked about my tendency to max out the number of search windows open on my phone. And now, almost six months later, to absolutely no one’s surprise, I’ve once again reached Continue reading
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Some Thoughts on Hug Protocol
I like hugs, I really do, but I’m also very confused by them. See, I understand there are times when it’s obvious to hug and times when it’s obvious not to hug. But then there’s all this middle ground that is hard to read and makes my stomach hurt. Take for example the “to hug” Continue reading
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