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International Ask A Question Day
Have you ever been walking around, minding your own business, and had someone come up to you and say, “Happy National Penguin Awareness Day!” (or something along those lines) and thought to yourself, when the hell did penguin awareness day become a thing? I mean, I think we all have. These days it seems like… Continue reading
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An Ode to My Tax Refund
It’s that time of year Not the time with Christmas cheer No, the time we usually all dread and fear But one silver lining One diamond worth mining Is the check in your mailbox you just might be finding . It’ll say, “hi, how are you you?” And you’ll say, “better now” It’ll say, “how… Continue reading
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The Kimberlee K. Dictionary
If you’ve ever read through any of my blog, you might notice that I tend to make up words…a lot. I’m also big on phabbreviwords. You know, abbreviations of phrases that are turned into words? Phabbreviwords. No? Right, well, now you see what I’m talking about. One time I used one of the phrabbreviwords in… Continue reading
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If I Were On the Bachelor
Like most contestants, I’d go into the process optimistic, naïve and dangerously in debt from all of the evening gowns I purchased to drink wine and cry in. On the first night, I’d get out of the limo without any shenanigans. I’d decide it was silly for me to wear a Ghostbusters costume or fly… Continue reading
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How to Feel Gorgeous
One of my favorite albums of 2016 was X Ambassadors’ VHS 2.0. I had been a fan of “Renegades” when it was released as a single in 2015, but didn’t hear the full album until its re-release in June the following year. My favorite song off the record is “Gorgeous.” Not only because it is impossible… Continue reading
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If I Were on Dancing With the Stars
I know what you’re thinking. All of America would be thinking it too. But don’t worry, it would be the first thing I’d say in my bio reel. “I know I’m not a ‘star.’” I would mean for it to come off light and airy. A way of immediately calling attention to the elephant in… Continue reading
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How to Kill a Word
This past week as I was making a delivery for work, I was listening to Eric Church’s song, “Kill a Word.” In it he brings up a number of individual words, primarily those with negative connotations, and discusses his desire to destroy them. In the first verse he mentions: never, goodbye, regret, fear, lonely, and… Continue reading
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My Top 5 Christmas Playlist Staples (List-cember #1)
Greetings friends, family, and December! I come bearing (at least what I consider to be) fun and exciting news! Today marks the official start of List-cember a.k.a a December dedicated to lists. Why? Quite simply because I have a lot of list-y things to say this month. Here are the logistics: Every week on Monday… Continue reading
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A Lesson from Boxers, Beasts & Gilmore’s
It’s 12:30 am and I’m writing. Now, that may be early or late for you, or it might not matter much at all, but I’m just in one of those moods. I had an idea and I know that it can’t wait. That I have to get it down now. I’m not unfamiliar to this… Continue reading
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Dotting My I’s Like Valerie
My handwriting is garbage. There’s no two ways about it. It’s this weird cursive/printing hybrid that generally only makes sense to me. Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time someone said “what does this say?” I wouldn’t be on such a tight budget. When I was middle school, I sat next to this… Continue reading
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