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Repost: The Bird
Since I think we’re all in the mood for a good laugh, and ironically my sister and I were just talking about this, I thought I’d reshare this post from March of 2015. It was a “throwback” story even then, but I think it still holds up as one of the more entertaining days in Continue reading
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I Threw a Tiny Tantrum
It was all fine. It was a good day with no complications. I went to work, I took an evening exercise class, I had endorphins running through my veins as I mixed together spices for a homemade taco seasoning—life. was. good. Then I realized that the ground turkey I planned to brown was still in Continue reading
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I’m Trying to Give Away Five Dollars
It seems like everything has a subscription these days. You want to be able to watch that movie? Subscribe. You want to be able to read that newsletter? Subscribe. You want to get access to recipes and articles from your favorite online publication? Subscribe. And aside from major streaming platforms, it seems like everything costs Continue reading
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On the Morning of the Baby Shower, I Went to War
So there I was. It was just before 7:00 a.m. on the morning of my sister’s baby shower. My hair was in a bun on the top of my head, ready to be washed, my kitchen table was covered in cookies and flower arrangements, and my dress was laid out, ready to be put on. Continue reading
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Five Things I Do When I’m Home Alone
I have been living alone for about six months now. And while it took some adjusting, I have definitely found the comfort and freedom in it. Sometimes I look around in awe thinking, this is my little place, isn’t it? My corner of the world that I created all by myself. And that’s kind of Continue reading
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A Denim Eulogy
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of a dear friend. Finding friendship is special, but experiencing true friendship is rare. I feel thankful to have experienced both. A true friend is someone who is there for you on your good days and bad days. Someone that makes you feel like Continue reading
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10 Things You Might Hear While Fishing With Us
I grew up fishing. There are so many Saturday’s and Sunday’s I can remember waking up early at my family’s mountain cabin, anxious to get out on the lake. We would stop at 7-eleven and buy mini donuts, we’d rent one of the bright orange boats at the dock, and then we’d start our loop Continue reading
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I Went to the Chiropractor
Last year, after much deliberation, an appropriate amount of drama, and just enough neck pain to push me over the edge, I decided to go to the chiropractor for the first time. My mom and sister had been going for years, forever trying to convince me that you would not in fact die on the Continue reading
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Strange Things I’ve Heard My Sister Say While She was Playing Animal Crossing
My sister works hard. She has a tough job that keeps her mind (and schedule) constantly busy and so when her workday comes to an end, it’s no surprise that she looks for ways to decompress. Sometimes this comes in the form of an early bedtime, sometimes it’s exercise, sometimes it’s dinner with friends, and Continue reading
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Some Haikus Written By All the Plants I’ve Killed
I have a terrible track record when it comes to plants—especially house plants. I don’t know if it is where I put them (probably not), the hot environment I live in (eh), how I water them (maybe), or if it’s just me (definitely), but I just kill them left and right. Even the “low maintenance”, Continue reading
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