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Submitting My Friendship Resume
To Whom it May Concern, Seeing as we are in a strange time, one that encourages not only kindness and politeness, but undeniable kinship and unity, I have come to the conclusion that we should be friends—from afar obviously, because, well, YOU KNOW. That being said, I’ve attached my resume for your review. If the Continue reading
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5 Things I’d Do if I Were Rich
When you have a lot of time to yourself, especially a lot of uninterrupted time that you might otherwise be spending out and about, or procrastinating because you have the option to be out and about, you have a lot of time to think. And one thing that tends to happen to me when I Continue reading
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My First Dollar
There comes a time in every mogul’s life when they realize that they’ve made it. It’s the moment when things start to change. When the finer things in life become the average, every day things, and when price tags become less of a barrier and more of a formality. For some, reaching this milestone is Continue reading
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I Say Sh*t 17 Times in this Post, But it’s Upbeat, I Promise
I recently read the book Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come by Jessica Pan, which chronicles her year of saying “yes” to things in order to help her step out of her introvert comfort zone. It was a hilarious and relatable book that was full of valuable lessons, but one in particular stood Continue reading
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Learning Internet Slang (Part 4)
There are few things I enjoy more than tracking down new slang words and phrases to quiz my friends and family with. Not only do I love seeing the reaction of my poor, unsuspecting victims contestants, but I love hearing the creative responses they give as they try to figure out what on earth these Continue reading
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My Google Search History (Part 5)
Something terrible has happened. And by terrible, I mean unhealthy. Apparently Apple has increased the limit for the number of internet windows you are allowed to have open at one time, which has caused me, my Googling habits and my search window hoarding to spiral out of control. While trying to figure out what I Continue reading
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I Got My Wisdom Teeth Out (Again)
Fun fact about me: I have wonky teeth. I wore braces throughout most of high school, and then after getting them off, I had one tooth go so rogue that I had to put them back on for a year in college. When I was about 15 years old, I went in to get my Continue reading
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A Passive Aggressive List of All the Bad Driving Habits We Should Leave in 2019 (List-cember #4)
We are nearing the end of a decade. Thus, when the ball drops this New Years Eve, that feeling of potential and newness will undoubtedly be a little magnified. We might be inspired to try new things, make big changes, and find exciting ways to kickstart 2020. In that spirit, I thought I would mention Continue reading
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About My Closet
I own a lot of jackets. I realize this is ridiculous because I live in Southern California where our four seasons are spring, summer, subtler summer, and summer feat. wind and occasional rain, but alas, I’m a baby, I’m always cold, and so I continue to buy jackets. I continue to buy jackets and yet Continue reading
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